Saturday, July 28, 2012

Top 10 Things a 50-Year-Old Can Virtually Guarantee.


    Top 10 Things a 50-Year-Old Can Virtually Guarantee
  1. No matter how many pairs of reading glasses you strategically place around your home and in your car, you will be soon be sitting in a restaurant and realize you can't read the menu, because you forgot your glasses.
  2. You will get very bad, costly news from your dentist on an upcoming visit.
  3. You will get very bad, costly news from your children's orthodontist on an upcoming visit.
  4. Those plastic containers you saved from Boston Market will not seal when you try to reuse them.
  5. That hip new cellphone you just bought will accidentally dial: 911; someone you owe money to; one of your kid's coaches that desperately needs an assistant.
  6. You won't look in the mirror as much as you used to.
  7. You won't be able to sleep late in the mornings, no matter how little sleep you got the night before.
  8. You'll think you're keeping up with the latest technology, only to hear your kids comment, "Nobody uses that anymore."
  9. You'll become more cynical about politics, money and the media.
  10. You'll appreciate more the simple gifts of nature, such as immense trees, beautiful sunsets and the sound of the ocean.


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